Why? Alright, alright, so Ahlan!’s totally getting thrown out of the Feminist Union for coming down on the side of the menfolk on this one, but Sienna Miller getting the boot off a film for being too skinny is just too delish not to love!

Sources have revealed that Ms Miller’s been ditched as Maid Marion from the new Robin Hood movie Nottingham, because her skinniness would make Russell Crowe’s Sheriff of Nottingham look too porky in comparison.

“The love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable,” spilled an insider. Yep, and we’re laughing now at the fact that, just once, you can be too thin.