Sipping margaritas in the Madinat? Munching on a muffin in the Mall of Emirates? Musing over his masterpieces in the Virgin Megastore? There are sooo many ways to meet the man himself now girls - he's moving to the UAE! Quiet yourselves...

We've just heard the word that Justin was so impressed with the place last week, that's he's invested in a plot of land. Just how much love did you show him at that concert, people?? Apparently, he plans to build his dream home somewhere between here and Abu Dhabi, although we're not entirely sure where exactly. We're on the case for more info - any word, SPILL IT!

As many of you know, Sir Trousersnake was performing on the last night of his world tour in Abu Dhabi last Thursday, and was so struck by our glorious shores that he immediately snapped up a plot of land.

He says, "It's a really amazing culture. I got to watch the sunset last night and that was just incredible. I love it really. So I bought some land."

Now... before you get too excited, it's probably best to remember he's a very busy man with a hotter than hot Hollywood girlfriend. Quite where he's going to find the time to spread those bricks and mortar in our fair land is beyond us, but let's hope it happens sooner rather than later. And if the builders mess him around, we're sure we can find him someone's sofa to crash on?