Why? We’re all au fait with the conundrums of the universe, right? Black holes, people casting Paris Hilton in their movies, the Roswell incident, Rumer Willis’s career.

And we’re all used to Rumer going on about how hard it is being a celeb and how she never traded on her parent’s name to get a foot up on the career ladder. Well now, Bruce, prompted by Rumer, no doubt, has piped up too – and it’s sent our BS-o-meter into overdrive!

“She said, ‘I know you two think you’re big shots, but I don’t want help,’” he claims. “And she got work on her own.” So, those roles in mum’s movie Striptease and dad’s movies The Whole Nine Yards and Hostage were what then, Brucie?