Why? Ask us to compile a list of things we dislike and tucked in there amongst people who buy a chocolate bar, have one square and then put the rest in the fridge "for later", and Lourdes Ciccone's facial hair issues, nestles one Sienna Miller.

But... in this whole Kate and Sisi fighting over Rhys ‘Bleurgh' Ifans business, we have two words for you - Team Sienna!

After hearing the latest - "[Rhys] told Sienna it would really help if she called Kate to help out with a friend's birthday party. She refused at first, saying it would be unnatural, but Rhys convinced her. When she called and asked Kate if she needed help, Kate laughed the offer off, patronisingly called her ‘a sweetheart' and told her to have a good night" - we're left actually feeling sorry for Sisi. And that makes us hate ourselves!

Just punch the ratty-haired ‘rex, Sisi, and go back to being annoying. Please!