Raven Symone
On: Her weird eyebrows
“I was born with messed up eye brows, look at the cosby show they grow upside down and on the wrong eye. I’m sorry if I go out one day and not fill them in.”

Kanye West
On: His disastrous show at music festival Bonnaroo
“This the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so f****** hard I might break my Mac book Air!!!!!!!!... We were obviously dealing with f******** idiots.... They tried 2 give me a time slot were it was still light outside... I have a light show dumb a**, it's not called glow in the dark for ni reason squid brain!"

Jennifer Love Hewitt
On: Criticism of her bikini bod
“A size 2 is not fat!... To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.”

Brooke Hogan
On: The media
“I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate… its probably the most far off…”

Lily Allen
On: Her bust-up with Elton John at the GQ awards
”Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, in fact neither of us gave it a second thought. I’m not defending my drunkeness because i don’t need to, i’m 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.”