Why? Not to judge on appearances, but one look at Stella McCartney's so-hard-it's-almost-council-estate-hard face, and even the super-evil likes of Superman II's General Zod would probably realise he should run along and not mess with S. But, hello? Did Heather Mills not get the ‘Stella is hard, stay away' memo? Because, last week, Millsy was giving it, "[Stella is] evil!" Adding, "She's done some evil, evil things. She scraped my face out of a photo when [she and Paul] were in a therapy session."

Hmm, did you look harder than Stells in the pics, Heather? She doesn't like that, y'know. But keep up the public scrapping, it's making you look soooo sympathetic.