We're betting you can't keep this one under your hats - ‘cause we can't, and we're the quietest kids on the block over here at Ahlan (ahem). Anyway, the UK's best kept secret turned phenomenon, Hat-Club, is set to return to Dubai in style next month (which is actually next week, where did the time go??) They're all set to kick-start their new bi-monthly residency, following the hugely successful launch party way back in May. Were you there?

Hat-Club's subversive tag-line campaign ‘Shhhh! Don't talk about Hat-Club' has made it a UK success and underground phenomenon. According to our sources, it's won the hearts of an army of clubbers, and built a massive community with a fanatical sense of fun... and not to mention a quirky passion for funky headwear! Bring back the loo roll all you Brits, did you learn anything from Blue Peter?

Its as simple as this - find your most gorgeous head-wear, get down to the club and party like a rock-star!

James Fitch will be hitting the decks, ladies, but hands off. Let him do his stuff, why don't you! Providing you with the very best in upfront house and electro, not many DJ's can claim to have played with legends like Frankie Knuckles, David Morales, Bob Sinclair and Erick Morillo more than once!

Hat-Club Dubai will be supported by Gorgeous residents Dion Mavath & DJ Gregory House, along with Apartment resident Ricardo Da Force.

They'll even be running a ‘Best Hat' competition, so anyone who's feeling adventurous, wear your most outrageous hat and you could be in for a Hat-Tastic surprise! Best not bother with the swim-hat though. It might get a bit sweaty in there.

So don your favourite head attire girls, and get down to Hat-Club Dubai, at The Apartment Lounge & Club, Jumeirah Beach Hotel.

Thursday 6th December @ The Apartment

Tickets 85 AED

Over 21 Usual club rules apply

Tables: 04 4068000

DON'T FORGET YOUR HAT!