Jodie Kidd
Age: 29
Profession: Model
Royal potential: Already in royal circles - her sister Jemma is now the Countess of Mornington through marriage - Jodie also has the correct blue-blooded breeding to fit in well with the royal family. Plus they already know each other - so there'd be no need for awkward introductions.
Common interests: Playing polo.

Peaches Geldof
Age: 18
Profession: Celebuspawn
Royal potential: Set to inherit a portion of her father Bob's Dhs265 million fortune, and rapidly becoming famous in her own right, Peaches certainly doesn't need the power or fame that would come from dating a royal. And, known for being outspoken, we can't imagine that Peaches would let Harry get away with any of his bad behaviour.
Common interests: Both lost their famous mothers to tragic accidents.

Heather Mills
Age: 39
Profession: Landmine campaigner... apparently.
Royal potential: While he's happy to don a nazi uniform for fancy dress parties, she just has to open her mouth for outrage and scandal to follow her. However, Heather is the daughter of a British soldier so would understand Harry's miltary commitments and her dedication to charity work could be utilised well by the royal family.
Common interests: Courting controversy.

Pippa Middleton
Age: 22
Profession: Kate's little sister
Royal potential: With her sister Kate dating Prince William, Pippa already has a foot in the door. And having spilt from her boyfriend of three years, Hong Kong banking heir JJ Jardine-Matheson in July, they could mend each other's broken heart.
Common interests: Their older siblings.

Holly Branson
Age: 25
Profession: Trainee doctor
Royal potential: The daughter of Virgin tycoon Richard has already got Prince William's approval through her close relationship with Will's girlfriend, Kate Middleton. And not only is Harry besties with Holly's younger brother Sam, with her father worth over Dhs21 billion, dwarfing the Queen's Dhs2.5 billion, Harry could rest in peace that it's not his money that she's after. Of course, the blonde beauty also looks a lot like his ex-girlfriend Chelsy...
Common interests: Mutual friends.

Mischa Barton
Age: 21
Profession: Actress
Royal potential: Since leaving The OC, Mischa's career seems to have come to a standstill, something that a royal romance could kick-start. Plus, with the actress always complaining that everyone keeps forgetting she's actually English and not American, this could be Mischa's chance to prove she's an English rose after all.
Common interests: Unlucky in love.

Lindsay Lohan
Age: 21
Profession: Party animal, serial rehabber, oh and part-time actress Royal potential: If the Queen thought Princess Diana was trouble, then the thought of her grandson dAating Tinseltown's most wreck-tastic starlet (after Britney, of course), would probably see crisis talks called at Buckingham Palace.
Common interests: Partying, partying, getting drunk and then partying some more...