Why? While the likes of Julia Roberts, Renee Zellweger and, heavens above!, Russell Crowe all sit about fawning over Britney and saying that her being an absolute fruit and nut bar isn't, y'know, her own fault, one celeb is finally telling it like it is.

"It makes me laugh when someone says, ‘I haven't taken drugs for three years,' and they get a round of applause," said Ricky Gervais. "Most people haven't taken drugs their whole life! It's like, ‘I haven't murdered for a week - way to go!' I think, ‘Pull yourself together!'"

Although, Ricky, if Brit manages not to feed her kids Cheetos for half an hour, we do kind of think, ‘Well done, celebutard!'