Why? Ahlan!s collective blood is boiling after rumours reached us that Britney’s hideous ex, Adnan Ghalib is threatening to sell an, ahem, intimate home movie of him and Brit “for the right price.”

According to UK mag, Heat, he said, “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.” Give us as S, give us a C, give us a U,M,B,A and a G!