Why? Since ELTON stopped splashing out on his flowers and J-LO got all ‘I’m doing this for my babies, MY BABIES!!’ about stuff, there’s been no celeb who’s really gone to town in the demanding and petulant, ‘I want!’ stakes.

We’re thanking our lucky 20 Diptyque candles and a box of kittens then, for perennial diva, CELINE DION!

Apparently demanding 11 bodyguards on stage at all times for her NYC show – with “at least eight” having to be on chairs that swivel 30 degrees (nope, us neither!) – Celine’s list of demands runs to a full 67 pages and includes French cherries, Bavarian figs and a dentist who should be on call at all times.

But still no whiff of a hairdresser to work his magic on her son. Go figure.