Would you buy clothes from this man?

Sports fan
Here’s DAVID sporting his ‘I’m A Devoted Fan’ look… But you’ll have to tell us who you were rooting for, Dave, because your elegant ensemble is just too subtle for us.

PJ chic
While his wife COURTENEY is a regular on the best dressed lists, Dave likes to dress down on the red carpet and opts for neon joggers and a hoodie stolen from his four-year-old daughter.

Horrific
Okay, so we can kind of see the theme Dave was going for (he was at a horror awards show after all), but what’s wrong with a crisp black suit instead? And we’re supposed to be looking forward to more of this frightening fashion?

Close to the bone
There are times when you ask yourself, ‘did they get dressed in the dark?’ Well this skeleton-inspired number would suggest that David was temporarily blinded when he chose this outfit. Let’s hope he regains his sight before his debut at New York Fashion Week!

What a scruff
Be prepared for a wide range of sneakers in David’s Propr collection, because not even a posh invitation warrants a pair of proper shoes in David’s book. And if Court’s wise, she will take a match to that blazer…