Why? Word on the street is that Heather is all set to pen “a work of fiction” – let’s just repeat that, “a work of fiction”! – about a model and campaigner who marries the most famous rock star in the world.
Hang on a second… Isn’t that…? Didn’t she…? Haven’t we heard this one before? Nope, it’s gone. Anyhoo, MILLSY is said to be keen to ‘write’ the ‘fictional’ book, due to the court ordered gag which stops her from talking publicly about her marriage. Ahh, we see what she did there.
We can see it now… ‘Chapter 16. I woke up on my birthday to see that my husband, Maul Pacartney, had bought me a plane… he just gave me a razor for the other leg.’
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