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Monday, 01 December, 2008
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Could J-Lo – the only woman in the world who has ever given birth – annoy us anymore?

by Gemma White
picture: Getty Images

Why? Could J-LO – the only woman in the world who has ever given birth – annoy us anymore?

Totally imagining that she’s coming across as the most unselfish, amazing wife, mother and Mother Theresa-esque woman ever, J-Lo has been waxing lyrical about… well, herself. Obviously.

Speaking of her pregnancy, J-Lo twitters to Elle magazine, “We came off tour and I said [to MARC], ‘I did the superwoman thing, I finished the tour – now I need you to take care of me. I love doing things for you; if I’m not cooking, then I’m picking out a shirt. But this is the first time in my life where I’m just going to be a little bit selfish.’”

Let’s just go over that, shall we? The first time you’re going to be selfish?! Give it up, you hideous wreckage. Try the gazillionth time you’ve been selfish. And “superwoman”?! We literally just did some sick in our mouths.

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Seriously?
by Sai, Dubai, U.A.E.


It's a shame that you guys have to bad-mouth celebrities (who happen to be humans like you and me) all the time. Everytime I buy your magazine, I always feel like I'm being thrown into some kind of criticism-zone. What's your mission statement: find something negative about every single celebrity and broadcast it to your readers? Sure you have your opinions and I have mine, but at least be decent about it. Hideous wreckage? I mean seriously..
posted 20 October 2008, 10:15 PM UAE time.

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