Why? Could J-LO – the only woman in the world who has ever given birth – annoy us anymore?

Totally imagining that she’s coming across as the most unselfish, amazing wife, mother and Mother Theresa-esque woman ever, J-Lo has been waxing lyrical about… well, herself. Obviously.

Speaking of her pregnancy, J-Lo twitters to Elle magazine, “We came off tour and I said [to MARC], ‘I did the superwoman thing, I finished the tour – now I need you to take care of me. I love doing things for you; if I’m not cooking, then I’m picking out a shirt. But this is the first time in my life where I’m just going to be a little bit selfish.’”

Let’s just go over that, shall we? The first time you’re going to be selfish?! Give it up, you hideous wreckage. Try the gazillionth time you’ve been selfish. And “superwoman”?! We literally just did some sick in our mouths.