Why? LINDSAY LOHAN’s got waaaaay more to offer the world than a line of pleather leggings and movies that keep the Razzie Awards going, y’all! Turns out that the LiLo has opinions on, like, political stuff and everything. Who knew?

Addressing the recent furore in the US, over Republican Vice President hopeful, SARAH PALIN’s pregnant teen daughter, BRISTOL, Linds comments, “I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them – if elected.”

Steps back in amazement! Call CNN, call the BBC, call… Perez Hilton for goodness sake, the Linds has spoken.

Whoa! It’s hot potato topics like this that could tip the entire campaign in BARACK OBAMA’s favour.

Next up, BRITNEY unveils her rescue package for the US housing market.