Bollywood actress SHILPA SHETTY'S doomed musical, Miss Bollywood has been cancelled again - because she's been taken ill, according to reports.

After failing to receive any financial backing from London's West End, the 32-year-old was forced to open her musical in Germany - obviously a place well known for its musical integrity - we mean, just look how much they love David Hasslehoff.

Following a badly received premiere, the show, now playing in Cardiff, Wales, has been plagued by setbacks, including harsh critical reviews, costume
malfunctions and poor ticket sales.

And now lead star Shetty has been struck down by a mystery illness, consequently failing to show-up at Friday's performance.

Tour organizer Farhath Hussain says (in intiguing tones), "Shilpa has been ill all week and is on a course of antibiotics. She needs to take a rest."