Why?
Much in the same way that super-hot Entourage hottie Adrian Grenier has kinda been tainted in our eyes by hanging out with Paris Hilton, so Shia LaBeouf has blotted his Ahlan! copybook by getting himself arrested, last week.

Of all the tacky, ubiquitous things you could do, Shia!

Picked up for "refusing to leave" a Walgreens (kinda like a Boots store) at 2am in Chicago - we mean, how desperate can someone be for Berrocca and disposable cameras at two in the morning? - Shia follows in the footsteps of Lindsay, Paris, Nicole blah blah blah, in succumbing to the car crash A-lister's current rites of passage.

"You don't have to be in the public eye with everything," Shia assured us earlier this year. "I have no compulsion to do [the Hollywood thing]."

Another one bites the dust...