Why?
Anyone familiar with The Little Engine That Could book?

Well, that's how Ahlan! pictures Katie Holmes running the New York Marathon - "I will do my own thing, I will break away from Tom" - obviously interspersed with stuff like, "Kerist, my feet are killing me!"

On hearing the rumours ages ago, we never actually thought Katie would go through with it, but it seems she managed to escape from Compound Cruise and get her marathon on, all by herself, and it's made us go all wibbly inside, we don't mind admitting.

"Here I am baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours," she was overheard saying as she ran into Tom's arms - and even that level of cheesiness doesn't offend us this week. Team Katie!