Why? LILY ALLEN, like, finks she’s like, well cool, innit, for doing something… and then, with an oh-I’m-just-sooooo-ironic-and-post-modern sneer, telling the ‘kidz’ to do as she says, not as she does.

When did you become such an idiot, Lil?

Involved in a pretty nasty street punch-up in London, last week, Lily was her usual potty-mouthed self when a female passer-by called her, well, let’s face it, something not very nice.

Sure, sure, who wouldn’t be angry?

But after millionairess Lily, gave it all the chavvy, “Yeah, come and say that to my face,” and, “I’ll batter ‘er” (with some choice extras thrown in for good measure), she turned to the paps and said, “Violence is bad.”

How terribly cool and nudge nudge, wink wink of you, Lily. We like, well fink you’re it.