The dudeliest dude contest
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. Only another fist."
Why? Look up Chuck Norris on the Internet and you'll be assailed by facts such as, "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist." And, "Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush." All allegedly true. But even the knowledge that "America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatorship", didn't win the Delta Force star the title of ‘Dudeliest Dude.'
Didn't know there was such a competition? Earth to you! In a Maxim poll to find the ‘Dudeliest Dude', the likes of 50 Cent, Vinnie Jones and Motorhead's chief mole, Lemmy, all lost out to Ultimate Fighting Champ, Randy Couture, who won the title - a more brilliantly puerile honour we can't think of. Kudos!
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