VICTORIA and DAVID BECKHAM's eldest son BROOKLYN shocked his US classmates - by telling them he collected condoms!!

The eight-year-old - who recently moved to Los Angeles with his parents and brothers Romeo, five, and Cruz, two - was asked by a teacher if he collected anything and instead of using the American term 'erasers' he used the British term 'rubbers'.

Victoria jokes, "It's early (to be collecting them) but he's going to be popular. Look at his parents."

You're right Vix, just look at you! We're not sure having a loaded yummy mummy is exactly the best reason for your son's mates to be begging for a sleepover, but still...