Mischa & Shia: Pants on fire!

The media has created a fake ‘Young Hollywood', where everyone hangs out together and everybody knows each other. It couldn't be further from the truth.
But... The former OC actress appears to have forgotten her position as Nicole's bestie during the great Richie/Hilton wars. Or that she dated ‘It' boy Brandon Davies and Kim Stewart's ex, Cisco Adler.

I feel so, so different from those girls. She later added that her DUI associated her with a group of girls that she would rather not be associated with.
But... After insisting she was nothing like her ex-besties LiLo, Paris and Nicole, Mischa went and did exactly what all three had done before her - get arrested for a DUI.

I've always done dark material. I don't do well with projects that don't have some depth. For instance, c***** teen films: I'm useless with that.
But... Apart from star in the incredibly deep OC, the actress also, last year, appeared in the critically panned remake of St Trinian's. She was right though, it was useless.

My partying is, like, lame. We sit around and watch movies, man. This is a family house.
But... According to witnesses at LA's Troubadour club, before Shia flipped his truck the actor was "dancing around and acting really crazy. He kept doing shots of whiskey. [He] stumbled out of the club by himself."

The paparazzi is the bad press... It's kinda killing the mystery of what Hollywood used to be.
But... The actor completely killed the mystery himself by getting arrested in a Chicago pharmacy, last November, for refusing to leave in the early hours of the morning. What did he need at that time? Surgical tights?

There's ways to have fun and still not jeopardise your situation. I just stay away from the paparazzi.
But... He jeopardised not just his situation, but also his life when he was arrested for DUI after crashing his truck in LA, in the early hours of last Sunday. And the emergency surgery on his left hand has delayed filming on Transformers 2 for a month.