Why? Okay, so Tom's practically certifiable these days, but if there's one thing that'd make us forget the fact that he's loony toons, it's if he slipped back into Maverick's helmet and hit the brakes so they flew right by. For those of you not familiar with US airforce parlance, we mean, if he starred in the rumoured Top Gun II!

"The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot," a source told The Sun. Which is the scream-iest idea in the land of Scream-dom! Now if you'll excuse us, our ego has to go write a cheque our body can't cash. Yay!