Kabbalah krazy

‘Blackmailed into the religion'
He wasn't a follower of Madonna's Kabbalah religion, but Christopher claims he was "blackmailed" into joining in order to get paid for work he did on his sister's house.

"I finished a house for Madonna," he revealed. "She told me she'd only give me the final payment if I went to a Kabbalah class."

Family affairs

‘We were like man and wife'
In his creepiest revelation, Chris insists that there was a weird aspect to his relationship with his sis.

"Not very many brothers find themselves on their knees in their sister's dressing room wiping sweat off of her naked body," he writes. "It was an odd situation. It was a bit like a marriage. It was kind of weird."

Who's that guy?

‘Ritchie pushed me out'
Christopher saves his vitriol for Madge's hubby Guy Ritchie, and blames the director for his estrangement from his sister.

"Guy Ritchie pretty much happened to our relationship," he spills. "The last person to speak to her at night has the most influence. And we both couldn't really exist in the same hemisphere. He has a problem... with me."

Mad mum

‘She approached many baby daddys'
She settled for having her first child, Lourdes, with her personal trainer, Carlos Leon (left inset), but Christopher says Madonna feared Carlos would pass on ‘stupid genes'.

"[She] was not sure [Carlos] fulfills the intelligence requirement [to father her child]," he wrote, adding that after begging freaky basketball player Dennis Rodman (right inset) to father her child, Madge approached Melrose Place star John Enos and ex-baseball player Jose Canseco.

Even more juicy bits...

Surgery: "I have some issues with what she's done to her face. It suddenly got tighter, something shrank, and that's all I can really tell you."

Guy: "If she stays together with her husband and that means we don't have a relationship, that's cool with me."

Her fame: "It was a double -edged sword... where there was a gift there was also a slap."