Why? There are plenty of stupid celeb baby names out there right now, spawning a whole cottage industry that has left our delicate ears prey to the likes of dimbulb chavs shouting, "Apple, leave it aaaat," (NB: That's ‘out' in English), or "Gucci. Don't make me come over there", in the processed food section of Carrefour. But, instead of the worshipped and cool-as-hell rock god Anthony Kiedis redressing the balance and coming up with a good rock'n'roll-style ‘Keith' or ‘Mick' to sidestep all the pretension, he's proven to be just as susceptible as the rest, calling his new son Everly Bear.

"I suppose it came to me by way of the Everly Brothers, which is one of my favourite bands," he revealed. "The mama came up with Bear. That made sense to me because he's from me and I feel like I'm part of the bear clan. It's nice to have a little bit of earth in your name." Anthony! Just... you idiot!