Why? Personally, we wouldn't mess with Magnum PI (he can probably, like, take down terrorists with his moustache or something), but we can't see Mr Midlife crisis himself, Jamie Foxx, laying down and taking Tom Selleck's recent fruit cuss lightly.

Now that Tom and Jamie are neighbours with neighbouring avocado farms (rock'n'roll kids!), the moustachioed one has ignited a fruity feud, claiming, "My avocados are a little better than his and they're selling like hotcakes."

Like, woah, there, Thomas! You don't prick a man's ego with the likes of that diss.

We await the Foxx's comeback, but be warned, if a feud of this world-changing monumentality carries on, they could be packed off to guacamole... sorry, Guantanamo Bay!