How does Cisco do it?
He's no oil painting - so how does he score such hotties?
There are some enduring mysteries in celebville. Does Tom really believe that an alien invasion is imminent? Why does Sienna Miller think she’s a good actress? What is the appeal of Ryan Seacrest? But nothing perplexes Ahlan! more than how the utter fugly that is Cisco Adler, manages to pull such hot chicks?!The Whitestarr frontman (oh and has anyone ever heard a Whitestarr song? Thought not), has now landed himself the willowy, socialite, model and publishing heiress, Lydia Hearst-Shaw.
How?! How?!
Ahlan! delves into 29-year-old Cisco’s past conquests and ponders the eternal question: How does he do it?
picture: FAMOUS
![<b>Over to the man himself…</b>
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“I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and [suddenly]… hot b******.”](http://www.ahlanlive.com/images/celebrities/cisco_adler/thumb/over_thumb.jpg "<b>Over to the man himself…</b>
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“I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and [suddenly]… hot b******.”")
