Celebs...
Saturday, 30 August, 2008
We can't stop talking about Print this | Email this |

How does Cisco do it?

Next We can't stop talking about: What happened to The Rings? »

He's no oil painting - so how does he score such hotties?

by Gemma White
There are some enduring mysteries in celebville. Does Tom really believe that an alien invasion is imminent? Why does Sienna Miller think she’s a good actress? What is the appeal of Ryan Seacrest? But nothing perplexes Ahlan! more than how the utter fugly that is Cisco Adler, manages to pull such hot chicks?! The Whitestarr frontman (oh and has anyone ever heard a Whitestarr song? Thought not), has now landed himself the willowy, socialite, model and publishing heiress, Lydia Hearst-Shaw. How?! How?! Ahlan! delves into 29-year-old Cisco’s past conquests and ponders the eternal question: How does he do it?
picture: FAMOUS

« previous  1 of 6  next »
There are some enduring mysteries in celebville. Does Tom really believe that an alien invasion is imminent? Why does Sienna Miller think she’s a good actress? What is the appeal of Ryan Seacrest? But nothing perplexes Ahlan! more than how the utter fugly that is Cisco Adler, manages to pull such hot chicks?!

The Whitestarr frontman (oh and has anyone ever heard a Whitestarr song? Thought not), has now landed himself the willowy, socialite, model and publishing heiress, Lydia Hearst-Shaw.

How?! How?!

Ahlan! delves into 29-year-old Cisco’s past conquests and ponders the eternal question: How does he do it?

thumbnails 1 to 6 of 6
There are some enduring mysteries in celebville. Does Tom really believe that an alien invasion is imminent? Why does Sienna Miller think she’s a good actress? What is the appeal of Ryan Seacrest? But nothing perplexes Ahlan! more than how the utter fugly that is Cisco Adler, manages to pull such hot chicks?! The Whitestarr frontman (oh and has anyone ever heard a Whitestarr song? Thought not), has now landed himself the willowy, socialite, model and publishing heiress, Lydia Hearst-Shaw. How?! How?! Ahlan! delves into 29-year-old Cisco’s past conquests and ponders the eternal question: How does he do it?Kimberly Stewart The statuesque blonde socialite and the ugly rocker dated for two years, even getting engaged, before their split in 2005. And Kim made the ultimate mistake, getting a tattoo on her arm which read, ‘Daddy’s Little Girl Loves Cisco.’ Oops! After their break-up, the Hollywood ‘It’ girl changed it to, ‘Daddy’s Little Girl Loves Disco.’ You just can’t buy that kind of class.Lauren Conrad The Hills ‘actress’ Lauren, is rumoured to have enjoyed a brief fling with the rocker, despite dating Nicole Richie’s ex, Brody Jenner at the time. Sources at the MTV VMAs, say LC and Cisco enjoyed a secret tryst by the bathrooms – although this being Hollywood, exactly how secret would the route to the bathrooms actually be?! – with one insisting, “I saw them making out. Brody was p*****!”Lydia Hearst-Shaw A member of American royalty – the Hearst publishing empire is legendary – Lydia has recently fallen for Cisco’s erm, charms, and the pair have been spotted cosying up all over New York. The 23-year-old socialite model was first spotted locking lips with Cisco at hip NY club, The Box, last week and her publicist revealed, “It’s true. But I don’t think this is serious.”Mischa Barton The pair dated for two years, and were rumoured to have got engaged in 2005, when Mischa was 19. However, the relationship cost the actress her burgeoning friendship with Paris Hilton – Kim’s bestie. Mischa finally ditched Cisco earlier this year. So, did she wake up one morning and have a Coyote Ugly moment? Nuh uh. It took naked – save for some fetching white sports socks – snaps of her boyf hitting the Internet, leaked when the contents of Paris Hilton’s storage facility were auctioned off online, to end the relationship. “She was furious,” said a pal.Over to the man himself… “I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and [suddenly]… hot b******.”


Cameron Diaz Related Articles & Photos

Best Dressed   August 20,2008

The week’s best dressed

When flashing your perfect a-list pins is de rigueur, only a fab flirty frock will do Read it...

Feature   August 11,2008

Sweaty Celebs

Check out our gallery of celebrities caught out when the heat is on!

Read it...

Breaking News   June 29,2008

Cam Engaged To Jen's Ex?

Ring sparks wedding rumours Read it...

Breaking News   June 16,2008

Cameron taught Justin about women

Actress showed lothario everything he knows Read it...

Snapped - Week In Pictures   February 25,2008

Snapped at the Oscars!

Check out these piccies from Sunday's star-studded Oscars... Read it...

Steal her Style   February 6,2008

Cameron Diaz

A casual NYC shopping trip is no excuse to slacken in the style stakes, as Cam Diaz knows Read it...

Ahlan Hates   January 13,2008

The Golden Globes being cancelled

Solidarity with the workers and all that, but the Golden Globes should be beyond such trifling details as worker's rights, unfair pay, lack of recognition in the industry and the fact that writers in Hollywood are treated like the lowest of the low. Read it...

We can't stop talking about   December 26,2007

The overpaid underachievers

The 10 most overpaid and over-rated stars in Hollywood... Read it...

Cameron Diaz Photos

See it...

Comments

    No Comments

Post your Comment

All posts are sent to the administrator for review and are published only after approval. Ahlan! Live reserves the right to remove any comment at any time for any reason. Please keep your responses appropriate and on topic.
Name *
Remember me on this computer
Email *
(Your email address will not be published)
City
Country
Subject *
Comment *
Notify me of further comments
Security Code * Code


Please click post only once - your comment will not be published immediately.
More We can't stop talking about

Most Read Today

Everyone’s wearing… Romany holiday

Most Read!
Everyone’s wearing… Romany holiday


Make like the stars and pack handcrafted embroidery and gypsy motifs into your suitcase this summer

2 This week’s… most wanted

It’s what your credit card was made for!

3 Steal her style

Daisy Lowe hits a fashion high in long socks and a lacy dress

4 Lohan Slams ‘Out Of Control’ Dad

“I want him to stop talking about the people I love’

5 Aniston Dines With Allen

Will she be the filmmaker’s new muse?


Shop Talk
This week’s… most wanted
Everyone’s wearing… Romany holiday
Steal her style
This week’s… most wanted
Steal Her Style
Everyone’s wearing… tomato red
Everyone’s wearing… pearls
Steal Her Style
Everyone's wearing... ditsy florals
 
News in Pictures
Casey Cheats On Jamie Lynn
Clooney's Charity Cash
Peaches Flashes Wedding RIng
Lindsay's Rage
Eva Desperate For A Baby
Britney Speaks
Sad Kerry's Extreme Makeover
Katie Pregnant Again?
A Tale Of Two Brads
 


From The Magazine Click arrows to view more features

This week in Ahlan! English

Look out for Ahlan! English. Out now in all leading outlets