Why? Question: Did the entire expert medical team at the London hospital where Amy Winehouse was rushed last week suddenly get replaced with actors from, like, ER and Grey's Anatomy or something?

We only ask because we're struggling to understand how the medical diagnosis for the reason behind her fainting spell is... ‘inconclusive'.

We don't possess a medical degree, but we're preeeeetty sure that the reason is drugs. Or drink. Or both. Lots of both. Mixed together. Frequently.

Case closed, surely? Or maybe everyone just got slightly squiffy from the voddie fumes when they took a blood sample?