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Round One

Kate Moss Vs Sienna Miller
What's the beef? Kate's furious that Sisi broke her bestie Rhys Ifans' heart

In the red corner we have... Kate
When her long-time frenemy, Sisi, hooked up with her bestie, Notting Hill actor Rhys Ifans, the super reportedly told Sienna she would "have an enemy for life" if she hurt him.

Fast forward seven months and Sienna and Rhys have hit the rocks, with the actress said to be sick of Rhys's jealous ways. And the 39-year-old has moved in with Kate to nurse his broken heart.

"Rhys is probably Kate's best male friend," said an insider. "She's very protective of him. Kate is very loyal when it comes to her friends... and she's really angry with Sienna, even though Kate knew she would never stay with Rhys."

In the blue corner we have... Sienna
Priding herself on her flighty persona, Sisi's post-Jude private life has seen the actress reportedly hook up with the likes of Josh Hartnett, Sean Penn, Diddy, Hayden Christensen and James Franco.

And having recently admitted, "I really aspire to family relationships, but I don't know if it's my nature to be that grounded," it's no surprise she ditched Rhys.

"When it comes to settling down, I chop and change," admits Sienna. "I thought I was ready for it, and then I realised that I wanted to be selfish for longer."

Round Two

Angelina Jolie Vs Jennifer Aniston
What's the beef? They're going head-to-head at the box office

In the red corner we have... Jennifer
Struggling to regain her crown as a box office draw, Jen's been pining her hopes for months on the release of her chick flick, He's Just Not That Into You. And having been furious when the release date was pushed back so as not to compete with the Sex And The City movie, the actress is further incensed to discover Angelina's new movie, The Changeling is scheduled for release on the same day - October 24.

"Aniston is more relatable to moviegoers and can star in these romantic comedies or dramas more successfully than Jolie," insisted Brandon Gray, president of Box Office Mojo.

In the blue corner we have... Angelina
Ange already out-earns her former love rival in Hollywood, scoring Dhs54 million per movie to Jen's Dhs29 million, and is also being tipped for a Best Actress Oscar for The Changeling.

"Her performance hits home," movie industry bible Variety declared. And as she's about to give birth to her new twins, it's likely the actress will appear publicly unfazed by how well the movie does.

Round Three

Mark Wahlberg Vs Beckham & Clooney
What's the beef? Mark Wahlberg's gunning for David and George

In the red corner we have... Mark Wahlberg
Mark's been venting his spleen about his neighbour, Beckham. "He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. I was in the UK last week and they don't want him back."

And Mark also hit out at his Three Kings co-star George, after revealing he rejected the Ocean's trilogy.

"The second one sucked. People tell George it's great, but we all know it sucked," he ranted. "[What I did] was better than sitting with Brad and George, telling the press how great everybody is."

In the blue corner we have... David and George
Rarely hitting back at criticism, David has kept his mouth shut against Mark's tirade, but his recent successes have made the ex-rapper's rants look like sour grapes.

With the recent revelation that David's presence at LA Galaxy has seen an unprecedented 300,000 fans shelling out for football jerseys bearing his name and his appearance at away games drawing in record-breaking crowds, the Brit hunk will probably leave Marky to his squeaking. Although George, who has enjoyed public spats with the likes of Russell Crow and 80s pin-up Fabio, is bound to be stung by his friend's tirade.