Why? D'you know what's stressful? Being a millionairess supermodel apparently (erm, what were you thinking with all your ‘Being an aid worker' malaraky? Like, durr...). And there's none more stressed than La Moss, who's being treated to a Dhs720,000 holiday in Majorca by her Topshop boss, Phillip Green, because she's "feeling run down". Awww.

According to sources, being dropped - for the second time - by Agent Provocateur in favour of 20-year-old Alice Dellal (Mario Testino's goddaughter, naturally), and by YSL in favour of her catwalking bestie Naomi Campbell, has taken it's toll on Mossy, who's relationship with Jamie Hince is said to be on the rocks.

"Philip is flying her out to Majorca for some much-needed pampering," spilled a source. On the scrapheap at 34, eh? Such a shame.