Why? Gutted of the century must be one Sarah Larson, the former Vegas party girl and reality TV show star, who landed the world's most eligible man. But post-split, the no doubt Sarah-sanctioned chat from her ‘best bud' Jennifer Morss has us wondering why she lifted great chunks of soundbites from ‘101 things to say when you get dumped'.

A) "She's a strong, very smart girl," twitters Jen. Yep. And? So are most women. Next!

B) "She maintained that down-to-earth quality." Oh puhlease! No she didn't. No mortal plucked from the Vegas cesspit to date Clooney would. And

C) "She as a person never changed - she would say, ‘Yes, I'm dating George, but I want to be known for Sarah.'" Did she really? Well, we've never, ever heard anyone speak like that Jen, so stop trying to be famous yourself.