Lindsay's euro dream

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She can barely walk and chew gum at the same time, but Lindsay Lohan reckons that, if she was living in Europe rather than the US, she would be far more cultured and would even - ha ha! - "speak three languages"

by Gemma White

picture: Getty Images

Why? She can barely walk and chew gum at the same time, but Lindsay Lohan reckons that, if she was living in Europe rather than the US, she would be far more cultured and would even - ha ha! - "speak three languages".

Quite what's stopping freckles from learning three languages stateside is left unclear, but the 21-year-old car crash actress insists that because, like, Europe, is like "so diverse", she'd be wittering away like Maria Von Trapp crossed with Vanessa Paradis in no time at all.

And as she's so busy planning to spend the rest of her life with her ‘special friend' Samantha Ronson and desperately trying to jumpstart her stalled career, we're not sure that Linds is quite ready to tackle GSCE French, or even holiday Spanish, let alone Norwegian for beginners, seeing as like, she, like, OMG totally already has probs with English.

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