Why? Thank goodness there are still some Hollywood execs out there who recognise talent when they see it! And thank god that those execs weren't involved in the casting of the new Beverly Hills 90210 show, otherwise we'd never have Tori ‘Donna Martin' Spelling back on the small screen - where she belongs!

Having shown shocking self-unawareness by declaring she could play a "MILF" on the show (Tori sweetie, no, just nuh uh), after months of begging, Tori will be reprising her role as Donna Martin, who'll "own one of the coolest stores in Beverly Hills".

But we at Ahlan! are shocked that, after starring roles in the likes of Evil Alien Conquerors and Scary Movie 2, Tori should want to go back "to the zip code I know best". Who knew?