Namby pamby Nick
Mimi's manslave/ brolly-holder will do anything to please his new wife - including retail dashes when she needs a Hello Kitty fix. And we suspect his orchidectomy (Google it!) will be complete when Lady Mimi hosts her Dhs15 million NY wedding bash next month. She's going to dress Nicky Wick up as a butterfly, isn't she?

Bashful bratman
Pictured arriving at their New York hotel, Jordan had to contend with Xtina's three lively pups Sticky, Chewy and Cocoa, as well as juggling her mammoth handbag, while her ladyship tottered ahead inside to put her feet up. But then again, when fuglies punch above their weight, they have to expect to put in some manual labour.

Molly-coddled Mayer
They've only been seeing each other a few weeks, but Jen already has John walking her pooch. John braved the Miami sun last week to walk Jen's Welsh Corgi-Terrier, Norman. The lap dog is said to be very close to the actress's heart - and she apparently has a soft spot for Norman too.

Pandering Pete
When new wifey Ash says "jump", Pete says, "Okay sweetie, let me just check with your dad first." Answering not only to Ash, but to Joe, Pete wound up the Tweedledum at their recent Alice In Wonderland-inspired wedding - not that he was complaining.

"She has an amazing imagination and to watch it take place is awesome," cooed Pete. Nothing to do with the wedding planner Papa Joe hired then? The rocker's penned a book on his childhood nightmares. Here's a new one Pete: Joe hovering over you filming your ‘happy married life'. Argh!