Why? If you're a star whose fame is on that slippery slidey slope down towards an appearance on a reality TV show with the word "Celebrity" in the title, then there are a few options open to you. One, whack a ring on that finger; two, leak an intimate home movie of yourself and then pretend to be shocked when it hits the Internet, or three, pull a Kelly'n'Billy.

The strictly B-list pair, who've been spotted back together again after a tres public ‘split', may think they're fooled the world, but they haven't fooled Ahlan!

With Kels grinning throughout the break-up, and now the ‘shock' news that they're back together, we smell a ‘made for the tabloids' faux split. And as Billy is now planning the wedding, that should keep us interested for the next, ooh, five mins... Good work!