Why? First things first, we love Dita Von Teese. In the crazy merry-go-round that is Hollywood, you can always rely on Deets to be wearing pants... oh, and other stuff as well. But, hello? Why is the woman who professes her love for fur appearing in ads for PETA?

"I'm not working with PETA to tell people to be vegetarians or to stop wearing fur," says Dita. "I am there to strictly speak about spaying and neutering your pets."

And PETA insist, "[We] often work with a celebrity on an issue they feel comfortable supporting. So they may not be an animal rights activist, but their contribution to any of our campaigns is appreciated."

Sorry, not buying it. Right, kids?