Three months in La La land and just because Posh has lost all sense of reality, she thinks we have too!

Why? Bless little Vicky B. Three months in La La Land and, just because she's lost all sense of reality, she thinks that we have too! With all that sunshine going to her head, VB made a rash foodie statement, last week - throwing in a bit of ‘What ho!' Britishness too, just to make the yanks love her ("Gee, I just lurve your accent, it's so cute. Go on, say something British..." etc) and the Brits think that she hasn't 'Gone all American'.

"I eat loads of those bloody American pretzel things," said Posh. "They're so addictive. I think it's all the salt on them."

Okay, let's take a sec to dissect this statement (and just a sec mind, because, y'know, life's too short)

"I eat" - no you don't; "bloody" - cue Britishness; "pretzel things" - things? Look, they're either pretzels or they're not; "so addictive" - ie you had two; "salt" - babes, you wouldn't know salt if it tackled David in midfield. Stop this madness.