Why? Don't get us wrong, Ahlan!'s one of Liv Tyler's biggest fans. But it seems that one of her silly little opinions has come back to bite her on her curvalicious behind.

Back in 2004, Liv insisted, "I don't believe in divorce." Erm, so what will you do about this trifling ‘leaving your husband' business?

Ditto K-Fed, who, before he, y'know, got divorced from Brit, insisted, "I ain't getting' no divorce... I don't believe in that."

Bless those celebs who think it's hip ‘not to believe in stuff'. Because, if ‘not believing in stuff' meant you could use your celeb pixie dust powers to ensure it never happened, Ahlan! doesn't believe in not winning the lottery.

PS, enjoy this gem from CZJ: "I find divorces repulsive."
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