Why? Look out LiLo, there's a party granny all set to steal your bad gal crown. Scared? Madonna's latest revelation gave us a giggle in the Ahlan! office, because it reinforced exactly why we think an evening at a cliff's edge with a suicidal lemming would be a more fun night out than hanging out with Madge.

"We had to celebrate," the 49-year-old declared of the after-party for her and JT's recent Manhattan concert. "[We] decided we both work too hard and have to have fun."

Brace yourselves kids, the keraziness starts here: "I had a shot of tequila... I may have had a lemon drop, too... We ‘tied one on' as they say." Whoa! Wait a second! A whole tequila shot?! A whole lemon drop?! Party central.