Why? When celebs are quizzed in interviews about their bad habits, you expect the usual ‘I bite my nails' type non-offensive response, because, let's be honest, we reeeeally don't want to know if our number one Hollywood heartthrob picks his nose with the baton whilst faux-conducting imaginary orchestras in his living room. Whilst wearing Y-fronts.

The magic would be gone.

So, we're not hugely impressed by Ashton Kutcher's latest admission that he goes to the loo... in his back garden, each day.

"I pee outside my house, in my yard," revealed Ash. "I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. That's probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like I'm connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman."

Not quite been tamed by Demi, then?