Why? The offspring of A-Listers aren't like normal kids. Celebuspawns are always cuter, cooler, more fabulous, and, if they're anything like Harlow Winter Kate Madden, far more musically discerning than the average four-month-old.

"Before I left on tour... I used to sing songs to [Harlow] every day," Joel Madden recently told the audience at a Good Charlotte concert. "And there's a band she really likes, it's called The Cure. Big Cure fan."

So, Harlow is a huge fan of British angst-ridden, introspective goth-rock is she? Strange then that, after Nicole's mum Brenda swore Harlow said "Hi", Nicole told her, "I don't think she knew what she was saying."

Maybe what she was trying to say was, "Hi granny, please can you whack Friday, I'm In Love on the iPod? Cheers."