Why? Without taking anything away from the UK Pop Idol winner - clearly the chick's got talent - but is it just us, or is she just soooooo boooooring!?

While Leona made history by being the first British solo artist to get to number one in the US with her debut album - something that Brits never do, so, y'know, ‘Go girl!' on that front - the singer just seems blander than some wet cardboard that's been left to dry in the sun... with a plain over-cooked jacket potato on top of it.

Not for Leona some Lohan-style partying, or Mimi diva antics or Paris prison sentences, or indeed anything that's mildly fun to read about. Just some super-clean-cut fun that's akin to a slumber party with the likes of Miley Cyrus and Hilary Duff at a Mormon convention. Zzzzzzzzzz...