Why? Okay, hands up who'd - as a dare - go up to Madonna and criticise the muscly one to her face!?

Not us, no sir! But there is one brave willing soul... step forward Miss Bolshy-in-training - Lourdes!

The mini material girl isn't a fan of mum's dressed-down look, as Madge reveals, "I'm happy to muck around in drawstring pants and wellies, but my daughter gets angry because I go to school wearing my tracksuit. She says, ‘Can't you just wear normal clothes?'"

Indeed L'il Lourdes. But with conical bras and leotard'n'leggings outfits in mum's wardrobe, we're not sure what is ‘normal' for her anyway.