Why? Some people are just mental. Like ‘whoop whoop' crazy. Like they could just, like, at any given moment, right, order like a latte, right, and have semi-skimmed milk instead of skimmed! Yep, we've gone over the edge we know, but you had to be prepped for this tale of C-list ker-azyness.

House actress Jennifer Morrison - who plays Dr Allison Cameron - has revealed that her pre-Emmys routine went something like this: "I ate an In and Out Burger on the way to the Emmys..." Okay, have you fully absorbed that info? Because here comes the kooky, kerazy clincher, "... I'll always probably find something equally weird to do!"

Weird? Weird?! Getting a burger is weird? You're weird, you freak! Stop trying to make your dull life sound interesting and wacky. In fact, get Gregory House to cure you of it!