Why? In the words of one of the 80s great poets and philosophisers, "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I..." And I think that's all we need to say about that.

And it would be, if Rick Astley hadn't recently been the recipient of soooo much Internet love - 14.5 million hits for his classic hit Never Gonna Give You Up! - that he's almost considering a relaunch.

Computer geeks recently sent out a scandalous headline, which, when readers clicked on the link, were directed to Rick's classic track on youtube. And the formerly bouffanted singer said, "It's a bit strange to have videos of when you were a young guy out on the Internet. It makes me laugh - I'm sure it annoys a lot of other people."

Not us, Rick! We're practising the twitchy hands dance already...