A shock new Hollywood tell-all claims Hugh's bunnies are paid to call the octogenarian their boyf. And we thought they were there for the free ears!

The news that a convicted Hollywood madam is claiming Hugh Hefner's live-in BFFs are in it for the cash may be about as shocking as learning Paris Hilton likes to party, or Jessica Alba doesn't do ‘happy.' But what's really got us excited about the new tome by loose-lipped Michelle Braun - who claims most of Hugh's past girlfriends have worked for her - is her promise to spill all on the inner workings of the Playboy mansion, more specifically on the A-list clients who visit it!

In a juicy teaser - and not-so-veiled dig at a certain single TV presenter she claims regularly forked out around Dhs37,000 for a date with one of her, ahem, employees - Michelle teased, "If I dropped his name to [gossip site] Page Six, I wouldn't be his Idol!"

Sigh (mon!) ...we can't wait for her book!