Why? Are there rules of etiquette about dissing a woman who just gave birth? Oh, etiquette be damned, J-Lo needs a roasting!

Ahlan!'s been left wondering if this woman could further plumb the depths of disgustingness and in-your-face greed?

Not only has she flogged the first pics of her twins for Dhs22 million - and you can bet that's not going to charity - but her registry of must-haves from chic LA baby boutique Petit Tresor has left us in slack-jawed gross-out mode.

Dhs1,000 cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie sets - presumably so the twins only throw up milk on the finest materials. A Dhs6,400 changing table - well, what newborn wants to poop on anything less? And a Dhs4,500 diaper bag - Italian leather with snakeskin trim, no less! - in which to lug around their diamond-encrusted diapers.

Honestly, if you told her there were starving children in the world, she'd probably be flattered you noticed.