Why? Bridget Jones not being a “little bit fat” (her words, not ours) is like Nicola Roberts being tanned or R-Patz having a skinhead – it’s just not on!

So, the news that for the third Bridget installment, Renee Zellweger is going to don a fat suit rather than pile on the pounds herself has left us thinking it’s v. v bad.

“Renee will be wearing a fat suit in the third film as it took her a while to lose the weight last time,” revealed a movie source. “She’s also thinking about the effect quickly putting on and then losing 30 pounds (13.6 kilograms) has on her body.” Boo and indeed hiss!