Why? The owner of the salon where Britney shaved her head last year has been, like, totally, like, crying over, like her post-Britney buzz cut life. Waaaaaaaaah!

Loser Of The Year award goes to Esther Tognozzi, owner of the high-class sounding Esther's Salon in LA, where Brit GI Joe'd herself, last year.

"It was a major disruption in my life," she whinges. "Talk about an invasion of privacy."

And, how bad has it got, Esther - do tell?

"This idiot came by the other day, and he makes a buzz gesture and asks to get a haircut. He said he had come all the way from Canada."

Wait a second! This guy came to your hairdressing salon... to get a haircut?!

Oh the humanity!