Why? Genuinely, this guy is hilarious! The Hills star, Spencer ‘Ooh my surname suits me' Pratt and his surgically enhanced talent vacuum girlfriend, Heidi Montag, have stopped feuding with Lauren Conrad for long enough to big up Heidi's upcoming musical career.

(NB: Tighten butt cheeks now for some bottom-clench-worthy cringing.)

"When people hear what we have in the bank, it's gonna blow their minds," blustered Spence. "Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming..."

Sweets, all you have in the bank is Heidi's old 30A training bras and some extra-strength UVA protection shades for when the glare on your horse teeth gets too much. Fact.